Just wondering...

Had a wonderful hike this past weekend and ran into a few of our wondering flocks...just wondering a few things:

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there? I'm going to eat the next thing that comes out of it's rear end."

Why exactly were these donkeys following me?

Back to the books...