There are no (or should I say very few) taxis on island. One saving grace is very few obstetrical emergencies take place here. Thank goodness.
A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs -and I was in the wrong one. - Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Antonio, TX.
BTW, I'm leaving on Saturday. It's not a degree, it's an adventure.