Thursday, January 10, 2013

Viral something

Yep, you got the flu or that flu like thing or could be flu lite or viral this or that.

Yes, could be plague or burbonic or consumption, or rheumatiz. Sure could be the blight too. What? You saw the river "part" on your way to the hospital? Ya, amazing.

Nope. No antibiotics. Just lots of fluids, a hot water bottle, chicken soup, ibuprofen or tylenol for aches and fever, sleep and time in bed...time.

And throw away your toothbrush when you start feeling better.

I know. I got the vaccination too.
Bless you! Oh, that was a cough? I take back the blessing then.
Don't want to waste those.