Mi Vida Loca Dots

I'm covering trauma. The call is gunshot wound or a knife stabbing. He is awake, alert but bleeding from entry points. Your turn. What's the story?

I don't know what happened, you know. There was this dude. And I just got shot. Ya, I got a job you know. I buy and sell wholesale electronics from the west coast. Need a nice GPS doc? I got one for you later if you fix me up. Drink? Ya, a 40 a night. Hungry? No, I'm good. My old lady is bringing me some drive thru.

Crazy life? It's freekin insane.
If this is the crazy life, give me peace, cool, calm, and collected anytime.