I'm and UNCLE!!

I'm so excited. I'M AN UNCLE! My brother's chickens had their first eggs. I'm so proud. I'm sorry I couldn't be there for the birth, but I got an announcement officially.  And I feel like I am becoming an expert on the subject as I traverse the world of "grand chickens" on Statia. I'm sure that he is just as happy to be the father of two new yolks as I am. Way to go! See, there is a reason why chickens are actually in existence other than keeping me up at night. Can I have my nephews scrambled with cheese please?